If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.
by Zhux September 15, 2017
by qqquota December 15, 2024
Covering fire: The act of farting loudly in a social situation so as to distract attention from a friend who has way worse gas than you.
"Steve man, those beef and bean burritos really worked me over. Thanks for providing covering fire for me at the party last night."
by zack1964 March 27, 2019
by Crowned Raven March 19, 2021