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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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take a fantastic

sorry, I gotta go take a fantastic means that you are troubled or bored or whatever and that consequently you want to leave. perhaps to think perhaps just to be alone without present company. an announcement of leave-taking without explanations.
see example above - as intro to the definition. i don't want to get technical or quibble about how you fill this thing out. i gotta take a fantastic.
by yogurt steele November 6, 2013
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Take the L

BEING A NOOB BWAHAHAHAHAHA
by Chessysussy January 5, 2022
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Ordering Take Out

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.
Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011
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lukewarm take

an opinion disguised as a hot take, when someone has a lukewarm take they're speaking of, 1: an opinion that almost everyone has except for a select few.. or, 2: an opinion about something that nobody cares about
1--
bootyholeitcher39829 on tiktok: umm.. hot take!! pedophilia is DISGUSTING!!
the commenters: this ain't a hot take this is a lukewarm take
2--
slippers3353 on tiktok: hot take but bootyholeitcher39829 needs to be cancelled..
the commenters: who the fuck? lukewarm take lmfaooo
by paleak January 9, 2024
mugGet the lukewarm takemug.

Take my dog to the groomers

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
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take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it
i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number
by biachbizzle October 13, 2004
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