jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016

secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.

The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔

by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021

Milo Sandwich

The epitome of efficiency. A pre-prepared toasted slab of milo between two pieces of stale bread that has been allowed to cool to a stone cold state. Highly nutritious.

Antoine's milo sandwiches are foul, but he claims it's all he has time for.

by Guii August 5, 2025

Deal Sandwich

The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.

"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."

by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017

Sandwich

A perfectly delicious peice or meet between two delicious slices of bread

example; a hot dog

Girl one: “hey, can I have a bite of your sandwich?”

Gorl two: “sure!”

by Doyoung’s Dictionary January 13, 2019

Sandwich

code for a joint--- good for using in texting

Hey lets meet later and have a sandwich.

by mbsaysso September 7, 2016

Studebaker sandwich

When a young woman engages in a three-way with two elderly men.

I met a couple of nice retirees on vacation and ended up in a Studebaker sandwich.

by TizzleWizzle May 19, 2021