Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
by Scaffold June 5, 2019
Get the Critical shotmug. A Term typically used by virgin gamers to inform teammates that the opponent is low on health...
...Most of the times they aren’t.
...Most of the times they aren’t.
by TreHitEmUpp July 27, 2018
Get the One-Shotmug. The term commonly associated with straight males in porn is also used/referenced as a collection of sexual images one imagines when masturbating. The images may vary in description and action but are almost always sexually charged.
by brioriteedid May 21, 2019
Get the cum shotsmug. by CreepyAssPerson April 14, 2016
Get the shot his seedmug. by MaeReign October 14, 2021
Get the Roman Shot of Candymug. by Jaydamama November 6, 2021
Get the Twat shotmug. A type of shotgun ammunition, much like birdshot or buckshot, developed for the US police for killing pets when visiting random people's houses.
-Holy shit man, the cops just paid me a visit and they shot Steve for no reason!
-Damn I'm so sorry man, did they use dog shot shells?
-Damn I'm so sorry man, did they use dog shot shells?
by Szczur01 July 30, 2021
Get the Dog shotmug.