shit on a laptop

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.

He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.

by FatFSA April 13, 2021

Shit toad

A small amphibious creature that makes a sound like a fart when stepped on.

Bloody Hell, someones stepped on a shit toad.

by Turryal June 27, 2017

coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014

Sleeper Shit

The shit that you realize you have to take only as you are walking out of the bathroom after having urinated and/or washed your hands.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just leaving the bathroom when I was hit by a sleeper shit."

by trombonegod99 September 12, 2012

shit nucks

A phrase used to describe anger or excitement.

1:HOLY SHIT NUCKS! i just raped at call of duty 4.

2:shit nucks! my mom grounded me for trying to have sex with the printer

by kirk and chandler October 7, 2008

phat shit

when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree

I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020