A group of people recruited by MTV to do ridiculously lame missions in a winnabago with a fake cow skull on the hood. The road rules team usually consists of a big breasted hot chick, a black man who starts fights everyone who is usually the outcast, a gay man/and or lesbian, etc.
by Travis July 17, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. Yeah, she (my mother) took that one and ran to that bank with it didn't she? Bet you're enjoying that aren't you, ya smug, pretentious, clown?
Hym "I how up to work and everyone I see knows who I am and what I'm about. You can't shame me, fraud. That's some female shit. The sexual differentiation isn't looking all that substantial right now..."
Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...
Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."
Iam *sigh* "The rule..."
Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."
Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...
Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."
Iam *sigh* "The rule..."
Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2022
Get the Rulemug. by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023
Get the Rule 1mug. No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it
“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”
by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020
Get the number 1 rule of twittermug. by I watched porn since 3rd grade October 14, 2022
Get the rule 34mug. by lalalallalalllllalala June 10, 2023
Get the argument rulemug. The principle of this rule is that if it exists, doesn’t exist, or can be conceived by human mind, there will always be someone else offend by whatever it is.
Person 1: “I love eating pizza dude it’s my favorite food.”
Offended Person: “wow, I just can’t believe you, your not even Italian you can’t compliment pizza if your not Italian you racist scum”
Person 1: “it’s a fucking slice of pizza my guy, you’re a prime example of rule 20”
Offended Person: “wow, I just can’t believe you, your not even Italian you can’t compliment pizza if your not Italian you racist scum”
Person 1: “it’s a fucking slice of pizza my guy, you’re a prime example of rule 20”
by Book_Of_ Rules June 24, 2022
Get the Rule 20mug.