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Aaron Retard Moment

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.
Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!
by FarletFOX November 11, 2023
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Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.
"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."
by Sadie Enward November 15, 2023
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Multi-retard

Someone with too many disabilities to count.
Multi-retard
by CCCracker November 30, 2023
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Dumbass retard

You
by DasRetard December 5, 2023
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Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.
Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard
by ranchretardation March 16, 2024
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Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
by mojavebabee May 21, 2024
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National retard day

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!
by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024
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