The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.

The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.

by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019

Piggyback rule

When I give a girl a piggy back ride, if I’m not huffin and puffin after 50ft she doesn’t get a second date

I can tell that I like this girl because she passed the piggyback rule

by Dudeguy123456789 December 27, 2019

Rule 35

Similar to Rule 34 in the idea that "If it exists, there is..." Rule 35 means "If it exists, there is a -chan"

"Earth-chan, Black Hole-chan? What are these?"

"Oh, that's just Rule 35 at work"

by MrFeelsGooda May 6, 2019

Rule of the thing

A fun idiom that means "a broadly accurate guide or principle, based on practice rather than theory." It is exactly like "Rule of Thumb" but without the added joke that it's meaning stems from domestic abuse.

The general rule of the thing is to add the ingredients when the water starts to boil

by Heylin September 14, 2019

The Ketchup Rule

You gotta lick all the ketchup

ketchup rule boy

The Ketchup rule means you must lick it all if you drop it

by ThaBoy22 September 19, 2019

Rule 35

When convenient, a rule exits for anything. The limit does not exist.

I had myself backed into a corner, so I told them rule 35 allows me to butter the muffin.

by cgiby September 29, 2019

Rule #1

Do the goalie as dirty as possible

Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot

by NibbaNugget October 3, 2019