Dead Turtle

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.

Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017

dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.

He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.

by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022

Fish for the Dead

Fish for the Dead is used to describe something that smells really badly. It is abbreviated to F4TD. Most commonly used to insult someone.

When someones breath is too bad to even talk to them.

I.e. "WOW! Her breath...is disgusting! Extreme Fish For The Dead!"

by ThePogues September 14, 2008

Deaded

Past tense of dead 💀 cause you’re dead

“I’m deaded” Emmy said in a one direction group chat

by A croissant over a crises August 17, 2021

brain dead eu

They are virgins that have no life and w key u in Fortnite arena for 10 points

“Gets w keyed in arena “ these brain dead Eu kids bro

by anonymous February 9, 2021