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Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.
Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.
by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020
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my foot fell asleep

It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”
Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!
by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev November 18, 2020
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9 footer

You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
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5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”
A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.
by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020
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Lesbian Football Game

When a football game has all offense and NO D.
This is a lesbian football game because there is absolutely NO D at all!
by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020
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Flag football team

A particular football team that has excessive penalties.
The Wildcats are definitely the flag football team of the game tonight.
by Dr Dre' January 16, 2021
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Big footed bozo idiot

What you call some who is constantly being annoying and saying dumb things
“Canada is in the US” is something a big footed bozo idiot would say
by Maddie Jae January 20, 2021
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