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A big lie

Site: Try free for 30 days
Me: *presses ok*
Site: Credit card info here:______
Me: FUC-

by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023

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Rent free

A fan of the University of Kentucky

Jack: remember that one time when we beat yall

Marquis: man we live rent free in y’all’s heads

by NoLimitSean78 October 30, 2023

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Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

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the free bird

shortly before orgasm, open the window, and ejaculate out of the window

i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird

by ligam 1212 December 29, 2023

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Rommelian Free Time

Free time but you can't do anything fun.
The name is derived from the Nazi general, Erwin Rommel

Teacher: You can have free time, but no computer games and you can only do I-ready

Student: Why did she give us Rommelian Free TIme?

Student 2: Because she hates humanity

by Peelord69 January 5, 2024

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