Ambien dick

When you're high and with a girl and you're about to have sex, but you're so high you cant get a hard on. Usually happens when you're on Ambien.

Me and Kim were about to have sex but I was too high and ended up getting Ambien dick.

by NK is BestKorea January 8, 2015

Kaleidoscope of Dicks

Something you say to a girl when you think she's banging a bunch of different dudes

"Your vagina hurts because you've had a kaleidoscope of dicks in you all week."

by Theforce2020 July 30, 2020

MARIUS DICK

MARIUS DICK IS THE BEST FUCKING DICK A GIRL CAN GET

"YEAH ID FRICK A CREEPER WITH MARIUS DICK

by JOHNLARS September 23, 2019

art dick

(n.): originally coined by instagram user thiccguy, an art dick is a gender-variant human with a natural proclivity for and grasp of masculine traits who emotes, identifies, understands, grapples, challenges, creates, and engages with the avante garde and/or other aspects of fine art discourse.

jena: bastian has been standing in front of that painting for ten minutes
arden: yeah, he's an art dick.
jena: what about that cis guy?
arden: no, he's just a dick.

by locking cable January 27, 2017

Steg dick

Genital warts down your penis that makes it look like a stegosaurus!!!!

Mate I've got warts, Let me have a look, shit that looks like a stegosaurus !! Yeah man pure steg dick

by Peej January 3, 2015

dick knickers

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.

Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.

by kirkybaby April 2, 2010

Dick war

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020