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jesus

Jesus is him
by babywyd August 31, 2024
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jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.
by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025
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Furry Jesus

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.
I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!
by ketchupss December 11, 2022
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Jesus

Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.
I feel sad

Jesus is there for you
by fun and game April 14, 2022
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Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).
-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you
by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024
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Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.
by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023
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Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus
by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024
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