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couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017
mugGet the couch potatomug.

potato shit

when birb and potato knish become one and you make potato knishes but then shit in them it’s pretty pog ikr
ayo potato shit wyd mamas
by levi da March 12, 2021
mugGet the potato shitmug.

Potato Sacking

The art of throwing someone over your shoulder and walking through public - acting like everything's okay.
The Potato Sackee (Person over the shoulder) can take up different positions on the shoulder to make things interesting.
Look over there, that guy is potato sacking. What a legend!
by HaydonWB February 16, 2014
mugGet the Potato Sackingmug.

spud potato

Nate cook is spud potato. spudiseous
by nate cook July 30, 2025
mugGet the spud potatomug.

Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.
Wow Clara is a really stressed potato.
by green road March 1, 2018
mugGet the Stressed Potatomug.

teetho potato

a racial slur meaning someone stinks so much that they are a complete and utter slob- so lazy they wont even wash
do your teetho potato
by beverly croydon December 14, 2020
mugGet the teetho potatomug.

Potato

God like figure worshiped and idolised by mankind
"wow, I have become one with the Potato, enlightenment has rained down upone me, I finally see it all. All hail potato!"
by general secretary April 16, 2024
mugGet the Potatomug.

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