the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."
by TheSpizzleWizard December 06, 2021
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The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar
I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect
by cranioDan11 May 02, 2021
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potato team

A group of starchy bastards that will never get anywhere. They put the beloved food to shame, but they don't care. Also they are shit at overwatch.
what the fuck is"potato team" fucking retards wtf thinking they??
by potato overlordking November 29, 2016
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The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
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Pirate Potato

Only the coolest gamers have this gamer tag
"Damn Pirate Potato is such a cool kid."
by OzzaO May 07, 2021
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potatoe

a tall masculine man who can get your pants off by sending the right string of emojis this lad sends potatoes instead of nudes and you'll still masturbate about it
mmm look at the absolute potatoe I'm salivating at the thought of him
by The real datboi May 29, 2021
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potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises
man i have that potatoe
by Mesicmania October 24, 2019
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