Homer j fong

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.

Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

J

its a j, typically located next to the h and the k on a keyboard.

Man, I love the letter J

by KTR1218 July 12, 2022

J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.

Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.

by Linksjamar March 23, 2024

J*ron

Weed style. Only to be said by the chillest of the chillest. To be caught chilling J*ron style is the highest honor in the stoner community.

Let’s go chill J*ron style!

by Weed Style November 22, 2023

J. K. Rowling

An offensive cuss word that means you have a bad reputation on Twitter or social media and most of the populaion hates you.

J. K. Rowling is J. K. Rowling because she has a bad reputation in 50% of the world!

by sogayyyy May 5, 2022

The J

A godlike being, can delete a person with just seeing them.

guy: yo is that the j??????
guy: *dies*

by bingus vs floppa May 3, 2022

J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.

So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?

by anonymous July 12, 2022