Bitch-Tits

When literally a girl's tits are bitches...oh you thought this definition was gonna be that easy... well I don't think so.... But, okay. Basically, Bitch-Tits would mean mostly someone who is annoying or won't stop talking or in this case ever start. "SHUTTING THE FUCK UP." But, it can be commonly used for anybody and any gender or what have you. I certainly made this and have used it for quite a while.

"Look at Sharkisha, she's such a pair of Bitch-Tits, like Zayuuuuuummmuuuuhhh."
"Do you ever shut up Bitch-Tits?"
"Just stop with your Bitch-Tits."

by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 7, 2015

Tits on a Tuesday

something that is really nice , good or great, usually used in comparison to other actions or nouns.

"bro that cake was better than tits on a tuesday! and those are good!"

"this taco is like tits on a tuesday"

by Mr. Dr. Pf. Kevin June 17, 2012

old slop tits

A girl that gets sloppy drunk and sucks any dick in sight. Old slop tits is also known to slap a friend or opponent with her sloppy tits, leaving a bruise on the side of ones face or boner.

Old slop tits is here again, cover your boners and don't make her angry.

by Jiz rag May 13, 2005

try hard tits

when a girl with little tits trys real hard to make it look like somethings there.

she ain't hot she got try hard tits

by my1423 March 9, 2011

donkey tits

One who's breasts resemble those of a donkey

"Whoa! She's got donkey tits!"

by Alex Jeji June 19, 2003

Calm Your Tits

Soothe your Boobs - Destress your Breast - Adjust your Bust before it Combusts - Undo the Calamity that is your Mammaries - Give that Chest a Rest - Hakuna your Tatas (calmyotits.com)

- honey why you cheat on me?
- calm your tits

by titscalmer July 13, 2015

10 Second Tits

Breasts that are so immaculate that at least 10 seconds of viewing is required before ever noticing the face of the female.

That trainer at the gym had 10 second tits, man. Too bad she noticed me looking 5 seconds earlier.

by I h8 kleenex July 15, 2010