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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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so hustle

short for southern hustle and also known as THE HUSTLE. Has his own youtube show. and is a baddass
google "so hustle" and add his myspace=
by THEHUSTLE October 11, 2009
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Just so you Know

A Minecraft animation where some heterochromic guy chases after his supposedly dead demon girlfriend, killing her in the process.

Basically a suicide mission, but for kids!
"That guy in Just so you Know was a huge simp"
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not so dusty

Twenty-four shillings a week for a chap and his nipper is not so dusty , Farver, is it?
by anonymous July 29, 2024
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s a d n e s s .
friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.
by stankorb April 5, 2021
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ts so kevin

Of or relating to a player of a game who is usually lack luster for the amount of hours they have invested
Wow my ranked teammate sucks. ts so kevin 💔
by Dark Chao June 10, 2025
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