Sloppy ploppy

When a girl is pooping and someone eats them out. A sloppy ploopy.

Oh man, I had the best sloppy ploppy last night

by Hafezsloppyploppy May 25, 2025

Sloppy Poppy

A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.

Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…

by handfootandbun May 26, 2025

Sloppy Shannon

Where your friends joke about fucking your mom, but secretly they actually are.

Damn I just got done with Sloppy Shannon last night. I bet Kody will never know the truth.

by MotherFer69 June 16, 2025

sloppy

wet, moist, soaked

he ate this sh!t i'm talking sloppy

by big2longlegs June 17, 2025

Sloppy Julius

When you chew on the foreskin and peel it backwards, after this you grab a bee, or an animal that stings and sting the tip, once the area is red and contains a lot of pus you repeatedly stab the area, allowing the pus to explode all over the mans private part. After this you deepthroat him, once the penis is fully engulfed you bite down piercing the veins leading to the blood spewing everywhere. Once the penis is no longer able to be erect, you stretch it and give yourself a blowjob, leaving the other person to continuously jerk you off.

My wife was tired of casual sex, so she decided to try out the infamous sloppy Julius, and never went back!

by I Love ABG's October 19, 2025

Sloppy Slovaki

When you stuff your girl’s vagina with Sloppy Joe’s and then you eat it out of her while she 69’s you and hums the Slovakian national anthem on your meat pole

Man, my girl fed me a Sloppy Slovaki for lunch and I’m still hungry!!

by The Motherfuckin’ Motherfucker October 30, 2025

Sloppy Evan

When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys

Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan

by Al Horford November 17, 2025