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Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.
She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!
by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017
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Post sandwich reflection

When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was
You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection
by Malko p May 31, 2024
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Jerusalem Chicken Sandwich

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other person's penis
If you fight him, be prepared for him to try a Jerusalem Chicken Sandwich on you.
by bluemadeline March 21, 2022
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Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich

Made with that RATMEAT (it be hitting though)
Bert: Where’s my motherfucking RATMEAT?
Yohan: It’s in your Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich
by RATMEAT!! December 20, 2019
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sandwich of knowing

the sandwich of knowing is a form of platonic group cuddling, where basically one person cuddles next to someone they know, who in turn cuddles also next to someone they know, so everybody is cuddling someone they know. it's a sandwich of knowing!
last night we all got wasted and when we had to sleep there was only one bed so we all had a sandwich of knowing.
by The Greatest Burger Ever August 14, 2009
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Veggie Sandwich

Some one who looks good or something good that happens. If someone doesn’t look good or something bad happens it’s not a veggie sandwich.
Oh em gee look at him he’s a veggie sandwich
by ohyes4167 September 10, 2025
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