The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
Get the Porn brainmug. by penis_licker05 May 26, 2021
Get the Pornmug. Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
Get the Porn for boys is like periods for girlsmug. by jack bins August 22, 2022
Get the Pornmug. by FoolishBaboon January 20, 2020
Get the Pornmug. A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.
All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021
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