dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.

by The Enablers June 15, 2024

dragon zelda

my wife :3

them: dragon zelda??
me: MY WIFE!!!!!!!! :D

by angelthesquid June 29, 2024

Bit by the Blue Dragon

A phenomenon occurring in portalets when a splash of the dyed-blue water comes all the way back up and hits the user, resulting in an unpleasant sensation and often a blue stain on the affected area.

“Yo, I’m headed to use the portalet”
“Alright, don’t get bit by the Blue Dragon!”

by youseriousrn June 29, 2024

Dragon Loli Syndrome

Dragon Loli Syndrome, or DLS, is the phenomenon in which characters are designed to look like children, but in there lore they're stated to be hundreds if not thousands of years old. Some people use a character with DLS to justify drawing Lolicon artwork.

"Yet another character suffering Dragon Loli Syndrome ruined by the Coomers"

by FossilDiggerStudios July 26, 2024

Dragon Tears

When someone cries but doesn’t have the intention behind it to be considered normal ,manipulative crying ,crying with the intent of deceiving .

Is he/she crying? No it’s dragon tears.

by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024

Dragon hoard

An absurd amount of fucking pocket change, typically found in people's cupholders, or customers who are asses.

"Damn Mike! You got a big-ass dragon hoard in your car!"

"Ugh, here comes that one customer, Bill, with his fucking dragon hoard."

by Tparrett8 March 26, 2025

Dragon hoard

A large pile of loose change, typically sitting in the very cupholder of your car, or the ludicrous amount of change people bring into stores without letting the few neurons they have fire off to go to the bank first.

Dude, how am I able to set my cup down? You got a Dragon hoard here!

by Tparrett8 April 10, 2025