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Lebanese Meat Pie

A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.
"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"
by DJ White Eagle August 24, 2017
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Reverse meat necklace

A home-made necklace made of meat worn around ones neck, hanging to their back, in order to entice a canine to mount and have intercouse with the wearer.
Katie really is sick, she wears reverse meat necklaces to get the dogs to have their way with her!
by Rmn1234 September 18, 2016
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Meat Head Johnson

If someone is acting superior and condensing towards others, also if someone had a large and sweaty head.
by Fat head boy April 15, 2019
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yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.
yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.
by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019
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scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation
She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.
by Rev Diet August 17, 2016
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Three meat feast

The act of pleasuring a woman in her three main orifices, all within the same night: tongue, rump and loin.
I stayed in last night and enjoyed a three meat feast with the girlfriend.
by Mad Pierre March 26, 2010
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