derby kansas water tower

A threesome with two girls and one guy. The guy is eating out the first girl while the second girl inserts a strap on into the guys anus.

William was pleasantly surprised when he was derby Kansas water towered last night.

by nic7864 February 22, 2023

water soluble driving skills

Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)

I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.

by Sammy K Sarcasm December 14, 2018

Dirty Water Hot Dog

After a woman squirts on a man’s penis during sexual intercourse, he pulls out of her vagina and begins anal sex.

Allen says to Liane, “How was that dirty water hot dog last night?” Liane replies, “It was more delicious than the real thing in NYC.”

by Black Squirtle May 9, 2023

PWB (pile of water bottles)

when somebody consumes too much water from a water bottle and starts to pile water bottles up in their room

i stayed in my room too long and drank so much water that i got PWB (pile of water bottles)

by kimkim January 8, 2021

Didn’t Go Near the Water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
Honey do you remember?
You let the screen door slam when you stepped off the front porch
Hear ya mama calling don't be late
And I'd hear ya daddy holler son she's my only daughter
You stick your nose in the honeysuckle down by the gate
I can still hear ya mama calling don't go near the water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

We hear a rockin' chair squeekin' as we sneaked up the back stairs

Mama waitin like a grizzly bear
We had to get the honeysuckle out of your hair
But in the morning light you'd look her right in the eye
You wouldn't lie

We

Didn’t Go Near the Water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
She should've worried about me
Cause we were sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

We didn't go near the water
Didn't go near the water

Yeah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 30, 2021

golf course water rights

A term referring to how golf courses do not seem to fall under the same restrictions as regular consumers who sometimes have little or no water pressure.

There will never be any impact on golf course water rights because the ultra-wealthy would have nowhere to go and nothing to do if their well manicured golf courses weren’t lush and began to turn a most unpopular brown.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

Water bottle machine gun

a water bottle machine gun

i made a water bottle machine gun

john, its been three months

by Arkimist February 1, 2021