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school effect 

The shitty feeling you get when u wake up to go to school Mainly the first day of school. Whenever a person thinks about the word school during the final days of their summer vacation it instills them with great fear, that it is so painful and can be described as stomach churning, numbness of their legs, and often making them extremely tired and might be so strong they faint.
school effect by Mph August 26, 2019
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School Spelling Bee 

The time where nerds can show off how much their mom makes them read the dictionary, or where some people wonder how they even got there, the Spelling Bee is your literature teacher giving you a random word like Mclntosh to spell out loud so she makes sure the public humiliation is working. Why do you think the literature teacher is so awful?
Boy, I just can't wait for the School Spelling Bee, maybe I won't spell cardboard wrong.
School Spelling Bee by Sparky_Cat November 2, 2019

school shooter/ american 

a person thats american so they shoot up schools
bully: haha you are so weird
american: thats it *pulls out ak 47* (school shooter/ american

School of the Art Institute of chicago 

School of the Art Institute of Chicago is an art school in Chicago where everyone is 5 inches taller than their actual height because they are all required to wear chunky filas, otherwise they will be guillotined by a giant exacto knife.
person 1: Omg the School of the Art Institute of Chicago is so awesome for spending the entire student life budget on buying chunky filas for their students!
person 2: Oops, this is so awkward, I actually bought these myself. They only cost $500 at Village Discount!

School Homie 

That one person who is a total homie when it comes to helping you during school. Can be mutually beneficial between the two parties. Can also be toxic where one person acts as a parasite.

School Homies send you their notes, share quizlets, and keep you on track with assignments during a stressful semester.
"Kelsey is my School Homie, she made a Quizlet for our final exam and shared it with me."

"Jay did the assignment before me and sent me his answers. He's a total School Homie."

Jay: "Kelsey, what is EBP and when is it due?"
Kelsey: "It's our Evidence Based PowerPoint, and it's due whenever you signed up for it. I've told you more than 10 times!!! Check your syllabus."
Jay: "Kelsey, you're an amazing School Homie"
School Homie by OtisJ March 10, 2020

School nurses 

Gives you crackers to "help" with a stomach ache. Doesn't care if there are boys around, will ask u if you are on ur period, Overall shit.
School nurses by Luh Tia March 15, 2020

School lunch 

Old poop from 1900 that is good for you but it’s not.
Did you here they are giving out free school lunch
School lunch by Fuck2013 May 6, 2020