Penis Buggy

A British phrase used to describe a promiscuous female and/or a homosexual male. Can also be used to describe My Chemical Romance's tour bus.

(on sight of a promiscuously dressed, knocked-up female:)
Person 1 'Look at that chav walking-sperm-bank slut. Belly like a fucking football'
Person 2 'A right penis buggy. Fuckin' pussy like a bear-trapper's hat'
Person 1 'And you would know how?'

(as My Chemical Romance drive by:)
'There goes the fucking penis buggy'

by WooForSam October 7, 2007

Penis Sneeze

When you skeet

That girl made my penis sneeze.
She has penis sneeze on her face.
Your a penis sneeze.

by riaumc November 4, 2008

korean penis

a big juicy seung-ju sized penis, very big and jerked off A LOt. Koreans like to play with they dicks and smack em around.

Ruby: hey seung-ju what are you playing with in your lap?
seung-ju: i’m just playing with my big sized juicy korean penis

by Jsjdjwo September 1, 2019

e-penis

A term used to discribe a mix of three factors in the fileshare community. It is a mix of your share, your bandwidth and the hardware on which your share is located. The higher the numbers the larger your e-penis.

"I Have 600GB on my Alienware and am connected to a T3. My e-penis is huge"

"I share 2GB on my 10 year old HP and am still on dialup. Any one got a tweezers for my e-penis?"

by TELOS January 22, 2004

penis flytrap

A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey.

"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."

by BdazzL March 23, 2007

Penis Head

When a man has a buzzed hair cut, along with an extreme receding hairline which resembles a penis with two balls.

Did you see Grant's buzz?
Yeah, he's got a straight up penis head

by Paul McElwain December 9, 2007

leather penis

when a guy's penis is so chafed it looks like it's leather.

"Ben Zeigler jerks it so much he has leather penis!"

by coxsackiebia December 18, 2008