pumpie

the word people sometimes use to call a grandfather grandfather but you call them pumpie

hey pumpie how are you

by fedsrgtvhj July 1, 2022

Pumpfakery

The art of practicing pumpfaking

I don’t practice the art of pump fakery

The pumpfakery bro be in is funny

by Yvecee July 31, 2022

Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.

Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.

by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022

Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

PUMPKAFI

Act of turning into a pumpkin

I can not state out that late or I will pumpkafi.

by Vagabond0722 September 12, 2022

Pumpkincist

It is when you insult a pumpkin.

imagine being pumpkincist!!

by sussypumpk1n September 21, 2022

Pumper

A person who spends an exorbitant amount of time tugging on their own penis for pleasure.

I've heard Aloris masterbates to his own raid parses. He's quite the pumper.

by anongg October 12, 2022