When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
Get the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug. by Chase4582 October 14, 2019
Get the Old Spicy Sugar Daddymug. Sophies english teachers
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
Get the sexy old manmug. When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!
by Cocknocks July 13, 2022
Get the squirrely old fuckmug. Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
Get the Snap Back, The Old Dusty Trailmug. 
the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”
“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”
*the group cackles*
“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”
*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
Get the cranky old ladymug.