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life is fucked up

you know that already if you are reading this
Life is fucked up no matter where you are or when it is. It's always fucked up for multiple people.
by newAcronym December 17, 2018
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Call my life

To have an explosion of cum.
My wife made me take the kids to the zoo so I decided to call my life.
by Lifecalling101 March 23, 2022
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real life situations

An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.
Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.
by redrobinyum562 January 30, 2022
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Half life 3

A game that will be realased in REDACTED by Valve Corporation.
Man this half life 2 game is amazing, they should make a sequel, yeah I’m sure half life 3 will be great
by SlimyKlerburt July 26, 2020
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Horizontal Life Pause

A nap.
Phew... I could sure use a horizontal life pause.
by dustysgirl December 30, 2014
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got life dicked

That girl got everything; a cool apt, new car, trust fund and works for her dad! She's got life dicked!
by JI mom February 22, 2018
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Red bull Life

Someone who has no life other than drinking red bull. They won't stop drinking it for more than a minute due to their overwhelming addiction. People with the red bull life generally never have kids because the red bull destroys their appearance, and forces them to live in their mother's basement playing video games 24/7, no sleep, and only taking breaks to drink red bull. People with the red bull life are also generally pretty fucking trash at video games, despite playing them 24 hours a day, every single day, furthermore, people with the red bull life are most of the time, sweaty tryhards that always fail. What I am trying to say is, you don't want the red bull life. Although, I bet some of you do want to live the red bull life. I mean, I, the one writing this is currently living the red bull life. It's great, you should try it.
Look at that nerd over there, he must be living the red bull life.
by Dounk February 9, 2017
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