fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

Crinkle Brain

Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.

Check out this crinkle brain strat, it works every time!

by Masterful Ezreal main February 24, 2019

anorexia brain

A process where your brain does dumb reckless shit that you probably have no recollection of, due to an anorexia episode.

“Remember when you kissed your Cousin Tom Last Christmas?” “Anorexia brain fr”

by P00pyp0opypo0 January 21, 2023

Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.

"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."

by docepsilon May 29, 2025

Brain-Sweller

Someone with an above average IQ. Their brains are bigger than most and they usually wear rounded glasses.

Person: I guess I'll spend the rest of the day with the over achievers and brain-swellers

by ...V.... July 6, 2010

video game brain

When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.

I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.

by THE STiG December 13, 2023

Small town brain

When you grow up in a small town and your popular so you believe your attractive and smart. When you have a iq under 100 and you look like rocky dennis compared to most people.

That guy is dumb and ugly yet he acts like that must have a small town brain.

by Jasonknowsbitches August 20, 2016