Mai Vy

The prettiest person you will ever see. They naturally know what's good and move like the sweet summer breeze. Always way to aesthetic and clean. If you miss your chance they might break your heart in a million pieces (and you will like it)

Persin: "Mai Vy ... PLEASE JUST DATE ME"
Mai Vy: "No<3"

by Help_the_gay March 17, 2022

May 19th

A shitty day too be born on.

May 19th.
Mom giving birth: AHHHHH
Baby: WAAAA
Mom: Ew this baby cries too much...this isnt my child. Such a crybaby.
Mom: Give this baby up for adoption.

by Steve Harveyy/Farnstico March 17, 2022

May 28

Its Christ birthday say happy birthday to him

its may 28 happy birthday Christ

by Asura`s wrath March 25, 2022

MAYS

Baddest Motherfucker around with a huge ass dick.

That dude is a real Mays

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Hannah May Finger

An extremely rare and complicated break in your finger. It’s like a Jersey Finger Injury only worse. Instead of one tendon being ruptured there are two dislocated tendons (The Distal Phalange and Intermediate phalange to be specific) and a broken bone above the distal phalange. It’s so rare of an injury it didn’t have a name until now.

I had to have surgery to fix my Hannah May Finger.

by HannahMayW March 26, 2022

Mai Lia

A great person with great looks! She may never find her name on key chains, but she it's ok! She will find the closest thing to it. The name never gets said right but it's fine.

Person 1:"Wow look a wild Mai Lia'
Person 2:" Don't look in her eyes she is scary"

by Annabeth Chesse March 27, 2022

May-O

When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm

I had sex with this guy last night and ended up getting May-O'd.

by mommymilkermaggot March 28, 2022