Mondeo man

A typicaly average/boring British man who would steroetypicaly live in Kent, own a semi-detatched house, have a wife, two kids and a Ford Mondeo.

Freds gonna be a Mondeo man.

by Ed321 May 5, 2006

The Spider-Man

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.

There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.

by MattDoesntMatter May 23, 2007

Man Toe

When a man wears his pants pulled up high and tight splitting his testicles.

"get away from me weirdo! ...You and your Man Toe"

by ElDuro1974 March 14, 2009

man-clit

An insult aimed at a guy, telling him that he's both effeminate and has a small penis. Basically comparing his penis to a clitoris.

Dude you're so gay.
Yeah, well at least I don't have a man-clit. Oh snap!

by Mudbone January 20, 2009

Swing Man

A gay or bisexual wing man. Useful in lulling chicks into a false sense of security while out on the prowl. Also, you don't have to compete with your swing man.

Hey Robb, come out and be my swing man for the evening! I wanna get laid!

by kacz March 18, 2011

Monkey Man

The overly large guy on the door of a club or bar who prevents entry to the establishment and breaks up fights. Not usually too bright. More braun, less brain.

Johno "Des, you wasn't at da club last night"

Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"

by Shano October 26, 2006

Grass-Man

A Sniper with grassy camouflage.

Dude, I just got pwned by that grass-man!

by Lord Takatcchipenn March 30, 2008