eating taffy

Code-word for grabbing boobs.

Tom: Man, where were you?!

Brad: Sorry, I was eating taffy with Hanna!

Tom: Nice!

*highfive*

by The All-Powerful Definer November 3, 2013

Eat my add

An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football

How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?

No, I tried every week.

Man, you must suck as fantasy football.

Eat my add…

by cuyahogablues August 30, 2023

eating a McChicken

the most vile thing u can do to your body.

“eating a McChicken last night was the WORST thing i could’ve done to my bowels, my jokes still burning.”

by ruthismisreal May 18, 2023

Eat sand

A name of a Roblox game.

Ok so in today’s video I’m going to play... what’s the name, let me see. (Ten hours of silence later) ok we are playing eat sand... (ten years of creepy silence later) So uh I’m drinking hot sauce not known as lava uh so I’m ending this video uh.

by Da personnnnn June 23, 2021

Eat a pretzel

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self

Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.

by mtfort February 22, 2018

Eat zucchini

Eat dick

person 1 - you lame

person 2- eat zucchini!
when a hater or someone who says something disrespectful or offensive calls you out on something or decides to be a bitch tell them
Eat Zucchini

by thegoatnatalienunn November 17, 2025

you didn't eat enough weetabix

You say this to someone woh can't push a door open.

You didn't eat enough weetabixi!

by plato! October 29, 2024