cow cookie

Cow shit nugget ready 4 the boken 😋

Kicked a smelly cow cookie, then got hangry: talk about random!

by Strongblanco June 22, 2019

sherbert cookies

State police code word for marijuana Honeypot that has a GPS tracker embedded in it.

Dude, don't pick-up the sherbert cookies you find on Melrose. It's a trap!!

by SooooWestCounty August 6, 2019

Pink cookie

All men wanna eat it then smash it all at once. Some boys wanna get at least more than one different cookie. I don't know why but I guess they like the taste.

I wanna taste your pink cookie

Lemme taste that delicious pink cookie of yours

When we get home lemme see your cookie

Damn that cookie taste gooooooooooood

by Kawaiiella August 18, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

want cookies

A term meaning wanna eat my pussy like it's cookies

Hey Todd want cookies

by @aaaaakkk September 26, 2019