Brain Raped

The headache immediately following a day of thinking through distractions. And arguing with invisible friends. Unsuccessfully...

I just left work and I think I was Brain Raped

by TotalFiction January 10, 2020

Brain Laugh

When you don’t have an audible laugh but instead just chuckle to yourself and acknowledge the joke in your head.

“Yeah sorry I thought it was funny, I just brain laughed”

by Its not seth August 7, 2021

Brain Smog

A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.

I can't remember if I called in sick yet I have the worst brain Smog. Kill me.

by Smogandthecity April 17, 2022

Tugging Brain

Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.

You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"

by Rawdogginitsince96 August 9, 2021

brain sliver

an annoying song that is stuck on a loop in the brain brain that is nearly impossible to make it stop playing.

I woke up and this brain sliver just keeps playing over and over an I can't remove it from my brain.

by Dr. Jaquith August 27, 2014

Brain Chemist

A person who has the ability to use drugs cathartically as a way to heal themselves and others rather than fall into addiction and depravity.

Them: Did you hear about Brian? He was caught doing speedballs!

Me: Don’t worry he knows what he’s doing. Brian is a brain chemist.

by deememetee January 22, 2021

brain shell

your skull but you can’t think of the word skull so you say brain shell

your brain shell is your skull. it’s very important. pls don’t break your brain shell

by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022