Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 6, 2021

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J. to the H.

Someone who is youth until the tender age of 49.

He is such a J. to the H..

by whoop123whoop123 January 26, 2023

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Dennis J Thompson

A known buff, a rube of sorts. A Country bumpkin like fellow.

Boy, that Kenny O’Connor really pulled a Dennis J Thompson on a bunch of boobs looking at Facebook.

by Scott Pak December 9, 2020

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Ashley J James

He is the founder of tutti and is cool af. He is the greatest brown ever.
Gangseter ass mf. Everyone who tries on him is a downey.

Name can be used to decsribe a person when they achieve greatness

I just won an Olympic medal. Damn, I'm such an Ashley J James.

by Astallababy November 14, 2023

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Ulia j

A phsycotic hippy that is also a ninfo.

Man I totes seen an ulia j today, she sucked my dick for magic beans!

by Rbuds August 25, 2017

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A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.

My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.

by Hovershlagen December 8, 2020

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