Ur mom

Something you say whenever you want. Anything someone says to u you reply with ur mom.

Michael: what are you doing today?
Bob: ur mom

Dave: who you with

Bob: ur mom

by Jsgekhs December 13, 2021

ur dad

Gay

ur dad gay

by urhdbdhurhdn January 18, 2020

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024

ur mom

ur moms very hot. very very very hot. can i get her number?

̈hey, can i see ur mom?"

or "ur mom "

by dontasklol23 February 28, 2022

ur mother

no

hey last night i ate a burger it was so hot and juicy

ur mothers pussy was hot and juicy also

by ifuckedurmotherlastnight April 21, 2022

Ur mom

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by porjifdjboixjp January 25, 2021

people in ur walls

another way of saying "there's a lot of people watching you! run hide" usually said by someone trying to scare you, someone that deals with these problems internally. if you think there's people in ur walls you need to listen to the voices next time. rip open the walls. cement urself in it. find the people watching you.

John: yo there's people in ur walls i can hear them whispering

James:dude r u schizophrenic

by bigdawgseesyou July 26, 2023