Baby birded

When you accidentally vomit in someone’s mouth during a drunken makeout.

Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.

by Bkk4 January 1, 2020

kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.

A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.

by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

Dirty bird

Reaching around your ass and grabbing your balls while letting your dick (preferably hard), rest on your fist. To simulate the middle finger giving some one the bird.

"Dude I gave my boss the 'dirty bird', after he fired me for sleeping in one of his boring meetings."

by Same Welton May 14, 2021

bird-eating cloud

Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.

*chomp* *chomp*

by strong badian February 29, 2004

Baby Bird

Ejaculating in the ass after anal. And then she squirts your cum from her anus into your own mouth.

See Scarlett Johansen? Id let her give me the Baby Bird.

by lil_BIG_dick January 17, 2018

dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.

Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.

by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023