Facebook

A horror a game about faces.

person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?

by IS THAT REAL February 8, 2021

Facebook Exile

When someone posts on your facebook, then others join in, ultimately exiling you from the entire conversation. Completely raping your newsfeed,

Girl 1: Hey! Did you go to the concert last night?

Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?

Girl 1: It was amazing!

Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!

Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!

Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!

Guy: I love being facebook exiled.

Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.

by JustinHaw October 16, 2011

facebook

The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.

Facebook harvests your personal info so they can perform this sex act.

by Yopmail User November 26, 2023

facebook crazy

When someone is so cought up in other people's drama that they loose track of their own life.

She lost her kids when she went Facebook crazy.

by Bitteroldwife October 16, 2015

FaceBook

A website created by the fascist icon Mark Zuckerberg to detect and archive the target ethnicities of a future genocide.

"Those guys are going on the real FaceBook. They'll be wiped out in years."

by Tweet Tweetler June 10, 2019

Facebook Graveyard

A facebook profile or group that hasn't been used in so like it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, scaring many facebookees to their core. Usually produced when someone makes a group or profile, thinking it's a good idea, but loses interest quickly.

a) Yo, have you seen Adam's wall lately?
b) Bitch that thing's a facebook graveyard

by The Fishy Chicken August 7, 2011

Facebook

See "Security Hole."

Man 1: Hey someone hacked my Galaxy S9
Man 2:How?
Man 1: They got my Facebook password and used the app to reset my phone cuz it can access all my files

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018