i love you!

Something no one will ever say to me, but it means like you are saying "I am here for you." "Being here" means being fully present in the relationship—physically, emotionally and spiritually. You can say it to a family member, friend, etc. But not weirdly to a stranger

Mom: -cooks food-
Kid: Mom!
Mom: Yes?
Kid: I love you!
Mom: I love you too :)

by im smart as ashley May 5, 2021

i have diarrhea

a common phrase if you genuinely experience diarrhea

Random person: "i have diarrhea, please help"
Doctor: "N o."

by Loq_ May 22, 2023

i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct

meredith : “i love you more”

derek: “that’s not true”
meredith: “i call post it”

derek: “fuck”

by anonymous_kaysadilla August 4, 2020

I am unintelligent

when ur not smart

i am unintelligent
thank you kanye, very cool
noawnasiahifeao

by mrquackingsoniscool March 26, 2019

i actually care

"I actually caring" for something/someone you don't really care about

friend: that dude is looking at me funny.
me: I actually care

by Kwannie July 24, 2020

i speak horse

A sly reference to the size of his big wiener. As in Jeremy is hung like a horse.

She glanced down at the bulge in his Kenneth Cole jeans and knew exactly what he was talking about when he said " I speak horse". To her delight he proved it. From that day on she called them his wiener jeans.

by Get the Mac May 9, 2018

i am the bell

quote from debbie (jianhao tan) saying i am the bell

the bell doesnt dismiss you i do

i am the bell

by chingchenghanji December 17, 2021