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Harris J

Awakening Talent Contest Winner!
Harris J is the winner of Awakening’s first talent contest held in 2013.
The talent contest is an international singing competition held by Awakening Records

Born in Chelsea in the heart of London, Harris J is a young British Muslim artist with Indian and Irish heritage signed to Awakening Records.

Harris J is passionate about football. At the age of 12, Harris earned himself a place in the exclusive Elite Training Club at the Chelsea Academy, receiving expert coaching over several years at the training grounds of the Chelsea FC Premier League Side.

In July 2015 Harris J graduated from the world renowned BRIT School of Performing Arts in London. Harris J has performed in charity tours in the UK and at the Mandela tribute concert in South Africa. World Music Trends have identified Harris as “an artist who will take the global Islamic music scene by storm”.

Harris J considers himself a proud Muslim and a true Brit and is now looking forward to taking his new blend of faith inspired music to the world. His debut album is due to be released in late August 2015.
Harris J is a british muslim singer
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Drippy J

The drippiest dripped out god in the world
"Hey have you seen Drippy J?"
"Yeah he went to go get milk for Kevin."
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jizzy j

jiana venditti is so jizzy they call her jizzy j »
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flow-j

The act of receiving a hj, bj, or zj directly after spitting tremendous game to a female. The flow of your game becomes so intoxicating they have no option but to accept the challenge. Excludes girlfriends and wives, must be a anonymous woman.
I recently received a flow-j at last nights banger due impart to the hot fire i was dropping.
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Kenyon J. Gohata-Chen

Japanese author with a fascination in history. He may suffer from a degree of autism, but his personality really shines through!

We pray he will get better.
Person 1: Do you know Kenyon J. Gohata-Chen?
Person 2: Of course! The author of "When Trouble Comes"
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J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
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Schrödinger's /j

when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.

Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
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