porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016

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Porn

The best thing to watch on a Saturday night with the boyz

Hey wanna come over this Saturday and watch porn with the boyz?

by penis_licker05 May 26, 2021

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rhino porn

All you gotta do is strap a dildo to your head and peg each other in a mud puddle.

We told you before, we're not doing any gay bear porn!

Yeah, no shit. We wrapped that last week. We're on to rhino porn now.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

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Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.

My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

by Jose f August 14, 2024

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One of the most badass porn material to have existed on the interwebz. Its popularity has faded away due to a shift in demographic (and also, well, the fear of being incriminated). There was a website called IsAnyoneUp that specialized in revenge porn. Today, revenge porn mostly exists in the form of deepfakes.

Person 1: Hey wanna watch some revenge porn
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)

by Obv troll is obvious January 26, 2024

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