Night Doula

Babysitter for rich liberals'

I have to pick up the night doula in my Subaru, she is watching the baby this evening so we can attend seminar on the intersection of transgender youth and systemic racism.

by Tobruk August 3, 2023

legacy night

A great night with all ur friends the night b4 u kill urself

"Imma have a legacy night with the boys"

by Gdft_SSalute_ November 10, 2022

Night stalking

The act of observing into homes and passively watching the people who live there with no criminal intent, usually in the middle of the night.

Tommy was out last night, probably night stalking the neighborhoods

by Bredsterk August 28, 2022

lezzy night

When 2 lesbians have a movie night together.

"Me and Rachel watched No Time To Die for our lezzy night, but it had such a sad ending!"

by crackqueline October 13, 2021

lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

geeks night

A tweakers unit of measure. Used to give an unsure estimate for the amount of time it takes a tweaker to accomplish something. It could be 1 minute, 1 hour, 1 day, 1 week, etc.

Q:How long will it take you to change that tire?
A: I'd say it'll probably take about a geeks night.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025