clutter slut

(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.

Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."

by Rob Porter March 16, 2008

family slut

A slutty girl who is shared by brothers in off an on hook ups, or bounces back and forth from one to the other, making the brothers hate each other.

Guy 1: didn't she just date your brother?
Guy 2: Yeah, but we've been making out.
Guy 1: Dude, get rid of her, shes like your family slut.
Later that day, guy 2 gets his ass kicked by his older brother.

by tric318920 November 22, 2011

Pro Slut

A woman that is comfortable with her sexuality and doesn't care if others call her a slut.

I've been called a slut so many times it's lost its meaning. I don't care I'm Pro Slut.

by LARMM July 26, 2017

Slut slot

Slut slot: a small hole in every single man's wallet to store a condom

Last night I got lucky but when i got to her house i saw that my slut slot was empty

by Your name her name July 23, 2010

Slut Button

the lump that grows from wearing a sousaphone/tuba. Named as such because pressing it brings the bearer to their knees in front of you.

My slut button is sore today.
Please don't press my slut button!

by sousaplayer September 11, 2011

slut muffin

Despite many erroneous claims citing the origin of this term, is it widely accepted in scholarly circles as having its naissance in Agoura Hills, CA in the late nineties. Bestowed upon a female friend by her male friend of the homosexual persuasion, "slut muffin" is simply a more affectionate way of casting aspersions on the character of the lady in question.

"I saw the way you were acting with that fellow up on the Lido deck last night Katherine, you slut muffin!"

by Geoffrey Bara May 27, 2008

UGG Slut

A woman who wears next to nothing during the winter while wearing Ugg Boots.

"Damn! It's 30 damn degrees outside and that chick is wearing booty shorts with those damn Ugg Boots... What a Fucking UGG SLUT!!! "

by Askthe BeerGuys January 21, 2011