Old Spice Sandwich

when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.

Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.

Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.

Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.

by chuckmcnorissx October 3, 2018

Greasy Sandwich

When you blow your load between a girls boobs then squeeze them together

Last night I gave my girlfriend a greasy sandwich.

by avrgcock January 15, 2014

San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.

The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.

by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

Sandwich Chest

when someone with big flappy titties has something caught between their titties.

Hey man can I borrow your cellphone? No sandwich chest!

by Karate Mom April 22, 2017

The clap sandwich

To rotate ones hips vigorously from side to side while either naked, in a robe, or extremely loose clothing resulting in a "clapping" sound due to ones penis impacting one or both legs.

Bro, I was on the porch last night , it was quiet, so I hit the clap sandwich to see how far I could echo.

by Frankensteinno9 June 14, 2020

Nutella Sandwich

A person who appears white on the outside but is deeply connected to South Asian or other “brown” cultures on the inside — culturally, emotionally, or socially. Inspired by the idea of Nutella spread (brown, rich, and full of flavor) between two slices of white bread.
Term coined in May 2025 by Amy Stewart, Muhammad Zarlash Sohail, Mohammad Zarrugh Ismail & Dalia — with honorary shout-outs to the rest of the Nutella Squad — during a late-night laugh session at MyLahore Birmingham that clearly made history..

He dances better to Bhangra than any of us — total Nutella sandwich.”
“Don’t let the gora looks fool you, she’s a full-on Nutella sandwich with that chai addiction.”

by Zarlash May 30, 2025

Sandwich

The favorite food of a “Friends” character, Joey Tribbiani.

Chandler: “You would risk your life for ross before you would for me, thats the bottom line”

Joey: “No not exactly. I wasn’t trying to save Ross..... My sandwich was next to ross........ I was trying to save my sandwich.”

by a person.... oh wait im a frog March 27, 2019