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Hot pockets

when someone is pressed/mad about something
Guy: fuck sakes, you always do this

Girl: oh you hot pockets rn?
by - A ;) February 19, 2021
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Got a bomb in her pocket

Describes a female with a really huge ass
Ex: person 1- Damn look at shawdy in the leggings over there

Person 2- OH MY! Shawdy got a bomb in her pocket !
by TheMessiahB August 16, 2018
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Pocket Friggen Lems

The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.
"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"
by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007
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Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
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triple hot pocket sundae

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"
by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021
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Hoodie pocket

Someone, something, or a situation that is untrustworthy, unreliable; sketchy.

You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.
She’s a hoodie pocket bro no cap

That’s hoodie pocket af, I could never

That’s giving hoodie pocket
by Blasé blasé January 20, 2025
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Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.
OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.
by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020
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