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New York City

The city that never sleeps...

and...

never stops smelling like cigarette smoke..... :X

(AKA: NYC, the big apple)
Doctor : I'm sorry you have lung cancer

Patient: HOW??? I never smoked in my life?!?!?
Doctor: I saw your Facebook.... you went to New York City... right?

Patient: Ohhhhh that explains it!...
by applepiegurl October 9, 2016
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New Hope Club

3 dorks that I look up to
Members: Blake Richardson, Reece Bibby, and George Smith
They are immaculate
New Hope Club is such an underrated band
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New York Meathook

The act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her vagina.

Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.

A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.
When my girl got out of the shower, I gave her the old New York Meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.

Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"
by Gandhus November 15, 2011
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Jamesburg,New Jersey

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town
by Fuck white niggas April 8, 2021
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New Zealand

Poster of # 53 how old are you five or something? That aside, NZ is still an awesome country, very similar to Canada:

Bilingual

Large concentration of Scottish migrants in Otago (Nova Scotia for Canada)

A Big brother country next door, called Australia (US for Canada). Australia has been very influential in New Zealand life and history why else do you think all the definitions here mention Australia, in much the same way the US has been a big influence on Canada, despite all that Australia and the US do love Canada and NZ a lot. This is becoming more realised in Canada and NZ and so that love and respect is increasingly returned.

Largest tower in the Northern/Southern Hemispheres. CN Tower for Toronto, Skytower for Auckland.

Neither of them joined in the Iraq fracas upsetting their respective big siblings at the time. However, they did both send troops to Afghanistan.

Conclusion of post.
New Zealand and Canada have a lot in common.
by Paul Ward August 2, 2007
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New Found Glory

Coming from Coral Spring FL in 1997 with there CD its all about the girls" NFG (new found glory) really got fans attention with there CD “Nothing gold can stay”. In that CD was one of there many hits “hit or miss”. Signed with multiple labels such as Drive thru, Geffen, Fiddler, MCA and Drummerboy it’s easy to see why NFG went platinum multiple times. They are going on there 11 year together and are still putting CDs out. They have been named everything from emo to pop-punk to hardcore to easycore although they must be label they say they don’t liked to be, they just what to play music for there fans and don’t care what kind it is.

P.S for all you non-NFG fans you can suck my NEW FOUND GLORY loving dick!!!!
PERSON 1- You got to get that New Found Glory cd that’s coming out in 3/18/08?
PERSON 2- I should smash you for even asking that! Occurs I am you dumb shit.
by NFGzimm February 12, 2008
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HD New Year's

The New Year's that's celebrated by a group of people watching the count down from an HD TV. Because of HD's brief delay, this celebration takes place about 10 seconds after the entire timezone has experienced the real New Year's.
Hey, we're counting down again!?!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEARS!! again?
What was that all about?
Haha, that was the HD New Year's!
by MISTER WOO January 1, 2010
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