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by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023
Get the Michael Jordanmug. Michael is one of the weirdest people ever. He’s so moody he can’t even fully understand himself and his switches. One second he’s happy and up and the second later he’s not willing to talk anymore. He’s loyal and handsome and good looking. Michael’s got curly hair and a great smile and he’s also a good kisser. But here comes the bad part: he has no experience about sex and needs a girl wilful to teach him all the tricks she knows, because Michael’s one of the guys who need to truly like a girl to make love with her, he’s not about bed friendship. You girls need to be patient to him, this guy’s got a great heart and will love you to death!
person A: “Michael’s got such a great heart, I wish everyone was like him”
person B: “I know, and he’s also soooo cool”
person B: “I know, and he’s also soooo cool”
by dirtydancing67 November 21, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024
Get the Michael D. Higginsmug. A prank pulled on a close friend, when you take your friend's semen and impregnate another woman with it during intercourse without her knowledge.
by Runmo February 17, 2023
Get the Michael Saucingmug. Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018
Get the michael (mike) reynoldsmug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. He’s one of a kind. The type of guy you never have to question his intentions, or his motives. He’s genuine, and selfless, and an incredible father.
by anonymous February 19, 2024
Get the Michael Robinettemug.