tyler lishbaws

Tyler is a Scottish millionaire know for being the money man he once bought 10 thousand pounds worth of Fifa points. The key features of his body are his stanky breath. Yellow teeth.and being more staunch than Jack momo

You are so Tyler lishbaws means ritch and smelly

by Renault momo November 26, 2019

The Lisa

When a woman gives a sloppy blowjob and sucks and licks on your balls, then licks the shaft all the way up to the tip then forcing her own head down all the way to the bottom and swallows the entire cock. This move is now and forever dubbed The Lisa. It will have you hooked, proceed with caution and enjoy.

This girl was sucking my dick so good then she did the Lisa and i was so impressed, she was the best.

by Edgar Allen November 5, 2019

mr.listorti

A chemistry teacher that doesn't teach and likes to make students suffer.

I have mr.listorti this year, I'm preparing my funeral.

by Therockofages December 28, 2019

Dodge List

A list of males or females that shouldn’t be considered for a relationship of any kind. Usually someone that cheats, has an STD, or gives off really bad vibes.

John actually went for someone on the dodge list? He must be desperate.

by FratDefs February 2, 2020

New Lisbon

The worst fucking town ever you literally walk everywhere if you live in town. mainly every freshman has lost there virginity. They all are hoe bags.

1. Hey you know that 16 year old who had a baby at 15. 2. Yeah she was from New Lisbon AKA (new lesbian)

by Catsmeller February 7, 2020

ultimate list

A list of people you want to have sexual intercourse with

He’s on my ultimate list

by johnisanabsolutedon April 11, 2020

Bucket list

A lot of people make a bucket list with things like skydiving or bungee jumping, things many people have survived. They dont put something nobody else puts on a bucket list, like driving a full length nascar race at full speed going the wrong way the entire time. 500 or 600 laps going the wrong way. People want to put something they think they have a low risk of dying from, and a good chance of living through, and call it a thrill. Your heart would be beating fast enough before your final seconds if you did something nobody else does for a bucket list item, at least then you'd be interesting and original.

The guy/girl turned 5 cars at the speedway into a fireball to do it, but people that knew him/her could say he/she completed his/her bucket list.

by Solid Mantis May 3, 2020