Tugging Brain

Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.

You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"

by Rawdogginitsince96 August 9, 2021

THE Brain Hole

By definition, it's the place that Tenders throws your brain when you have had bad idea.

Mom: "my child deserves to work in SHIEN"
Tenders: "You're going into the brain hole"
Tenders: *throws brain in hole*

by FastAir May 20, 2024

wire-brained

a combination of wired and harebrained

"I'm just kind of wire-brained right now"

by wiredbrainedsal February 21, 2024

Brain Wattage

The energy the brain uses when thinking on topics and daily life especially relationships.

Megan told tony " Don't ask me that this late I don't have the Brain Wattage right now!

Tony always tells Gabe .....Dealing with Megan uses Alot of Brain Wattage!

by Roady365 December 31, 2022

Brain

Mine is small

My brain is small but Justin Bieber's is smaller

by Griffin8R June 18, 2021

roblox story but the main character has a brain

a roblox story where the protagonist roasts everyone

Guy1:hey have you seen this video "roblox story but the main character has a brain"?
Guy2:nah,i'm too lazy playing minecraft

by Some guy you never know about October 3, 2023

Moth-Brained

When a person has moths flying around in their brains, laying eggs in all the old things in their lives and clouding the lights with their bodies and egg sacks causing them to be dim-witted, lazy and unable to see clearly.

Mark is so moth-brained that when we had an actual infestation of pantry moths, rather than throwing out the food where they lay their eggs, he moved it to the other pantry. The pantry is not the problem mark, you are.

by slzrppp November 2, 2020