A man with Glorious hair. He could get paid to model it. Also a man commonly referred to as simply "THE TOWNSEND"
by bguguen destroyer August 24, 2014
Get the HAIR MODELmug. A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"
Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnb February 22, 2012
Get the Douche Hairmug. "I don't know why Gretchen ate that whole bottle of Sriracha, must've been a wild hair,"
"Who is Gretchen grandpa? Also put your pants on!"
"Who is Gretchen grandpa? Also put your pants on!"
by Anotherdudeguy December 28, 2021
Get the Wild Hairmug. Hair box (n)- Female genitalia, specifically the labia majora. Analogous to “fur burger” or “beaver”. A term generally applied to the private regions of the female anatomy but often with regards to a particularly strong presence of pubic hair.
by Craig’s Fist April 20, 2018
Get the Hair boxmug. Baby, it's not bald-headed... ITS SHRINKAGE!
-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?
THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)
-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?
THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)
To all my beautiful/handsome black women/men who struggle with Curly Hair Shrinkage... Your hair is beautiful the way it is, You don't need to forcefully stretch your hair out to feel powerful... Embrace your shrinkage sis!
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.
by Black Girl Problems - February 15, 2022
Get the Curly Hair Shrinkagemug. "Pineapple hair" is the word you use to describe the pineapple's top part without know its name or noun
"Pineapple hair" accually originated from the fellow YouTuber "Anix" in his video where he build bikini bortom and shows funny moments
This article was a recuest from Anix.
"Pineapple hair" accually originated from the fellow YouTuber "Anix" in his video where he build bikini bortom and shows funny moments
This article was a recuest from Anix.
Guy 1: Hey, whats the top part of a pineapple called?
Guy 2: Legit? I dont know!
Guy 1: Then what u call it??
Guy 2: Maaan... I just say "Pineapple hair"
Guy 1: Aight...
Guy 2: Legit? I dont know!
Guy 1: Then what u call it??
Guy 2: Maaan... I just say "Pineapple hair"
Guy 1: Aight...
by Novish_ June 16, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairmug. When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by anonymous May 1, 2023
Get the A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gelmug.